this notion that if you're an adult still on tumblr it's bc something is wrong doesn't sit right with me... unfortunately I can't refute it bc there is something wrong with me
unclefather
me, halfway through listening through a song: hmm this might have otp potential
*restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo Intent
why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there
I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??
placeholdername69
Oh this is too fun
Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time
are you guys ready to admit that ofmd, good omens, and what we do in the shadows have Extreme SuperWhoLock energies or do I need to wait another year to post this take
Proudly ❤️
I'm Allan. I'm Ken's buddy. All his clothes fit me.
MICHAEL CERA as ALLAN in Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
thecmcaplan-deactivated20231015
*slams fist on table* i'm TELLING you dude there's nothing will ferrell loves more on this earth than playing a greedy CEO in a movie inspired by a line of beloved children's toys!!!